Guess what just came, FedEx?

I'm looking at five copies of this:

The Author hereby grants and assigns to the Publisher the sole and exclusive right to print, publish, distribute and sell ("publish") in the English language in book form, and license others to do so, a work now entitled:

ROCK 'N ROLL NEVER FORGETS

You know what? This will be my eleventh novel published. I've seen ten of these before.

None of them - including the very first one - hit me in the pit of the stomach like this.

It's real. Here comes the KinkaidVerse.

I'll just be over here, alternating between jubilation and hyperventilation.